Jonah’s transcribing the Harry Potter spells out of wikipedia via Melissa’s phone at Red Robin. Magically somehow FarmVille is not in any way involved.
Professor Asshole (via Mike Monteiro)
Apparently, Lindsay (that’d be Lohan, lest you be confused) is suing E-Trade for one hundred million dollars. A quick trip to the baby name wizard proves what common fucking sense would imply, that Lindsay is one of the more common names of the past few generations whereas Oprah, of course, doesn’t even register.
And just imagine how poor Lindsey Graham, the gentile senator from South Carolina, must feel about this.
(via jimray)
Me thinky she protest too mucheth or whatever. Milkahol is a dangerous substance, and not in any way a joke word.
reblogged from jimray
That same article I just quoted.
It’s a wonderful world to live in where God exists, He has Hands, and on those Hands are written a list of names like fucking Santa Claus.
Sarah Palin, speaking at some thing in Canada.
(via Tom Tomorrow)
You guys read Chainsaw Suit, right?
My sister posts (and sells) sketches with a few of her friends on a cool tumblr blog here. (You can see all of her sketches at this link.) They only post an image or so a day, so it’s an easy follow.
reblogged from gogoillustration
Dad! Dad, come here, I made you a message.
“dad that really hurt my feelings.”
Thanks, son.
Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction:
“Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have a(n) [adjective] day - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
Happy birthday, Bailey. Your wonderfully strange friends love you.
Good work, everybody. Big ups to Shane, who is unrecognizable in sunglasses.
reblogged from jasonpermenter
Happy birthday, Bails! I can call you Bails, right? ANSWERS ENABLED BUT NOBODY ELSE ANSWER THIS BUT BAILS, OKAY?
via dailypop.files.wordpress.com
(via @brandonsuman)
I don’t even like Babylon 5 and I think this is pretty great. Yay for ladies!
reblogged from rrrrred
I just had to turn down an awesome job because the health care was WAY too expensive and WAY too shitty. So, hooray for no health care reform.
Been a while since this happened. Almost ten years ago. Couldn’t find it online until now. Smoking and drinking at Buckeye Donuts in Columbus with Dave Attell. Not sure what was up with my Amish goatee.
This is fantastic. I’d love to know the story of how this came to be.
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my blog just turned 3 you guys. usually I abandon my tiny blog children before they make it to their first birthday, so you should all be impressed with my commitment, even if I did spend the first two years of its life ignoring it.