copycatr

(after this I'll stfu about sftu)

Elevator Guy: So, what did you do this weekend?
Me: I traveled to San Francisco to meet a number of active users of particular social media services who utilize those services primarily for humorous purposes, such as dick jokes. And there’s something uniquely and fundamentally unifying about humor and dick jokes, as evidenced by the fact that these people felt an underlying sense of connection to even make the trip in the first place, but the real payoff was discovering how delightful these people are in the flesh, cementing friendships with people you admire and enjoy, and meeting new friends as part of the process. A weekend of laughs, happy nervous energy, laughs, hugs, enjoying a wonderful city, laughs, alcohol, laughs, celebration, a weekend somewhat ridiculous in premise but so meaningful in how it went down that I’m still sort of in awe, and so very grateful for the organizers and everyone that participated, I feel really lucky to be a part of it, dick jokes and all.
Elevator Guy: What?

That Elevator Guy worked there when I worked there, and let me tell you: he’s a real asshole. Laughs like a fucking hyena.