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Jonah’s transcribing the Harry Potter spells out of...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:05:32 -0500

Jonah’s transcribing the Harry Potter spells out of wikipedia via Melissa’s phone at Red Robin. Magically somehow FarmVille is not in any way involved.

Professor Asshole (via Mike Monteiro)

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:43:13 -0500

Professor Asshole (via Mike Monteiro)

"[Her lawyer] Stephanie Ovadia said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or..."

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:20:30 -0500

“[Her lawyer] Stephanie Ovadia said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.”

- Apparently, Lindsay (that’d be Lohan, lest you be confused) is suing E-Trade for one hundred million dollars. A quick trip to the baby name wizard proves what common fucking sense would imply, that Lindsay is one of the more common names of the past few generations whereas Oprah, of course, doesn’t even register.

And just imagine how poor Lindsey Graham, the gentile senator from South Carolina, must feel about this.

(via jimray)

Me thinky she protest too mucheth or whatever. Milkahol is a dangerous substance, and not in any way a joke word.

"[Palin] was asked by Senator Pamela Wallin to show her palms after the speech and referenced a..."

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:27:42 -0500

“[Palin] was asked by Senator Pamela Wallin to show her palms after the speech and referenced a passage in the bible that says people’s names are engraved on God’s hands, saying “if it was good enough for God, it’s good enough for me.””

- That same article I just quoted.

It’s a wonderful world to live in where God exists, He has Hands, and on those Hands are written a list of names like fucking Santa Claus.

"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now,..."

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:10:00 -0500

“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic.”

- Sarah Palin, speaking at some thing in Canada.

(via Tom Tomorrow)

You guys read Chainsaw Suit, right?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:41:14 -0500

You guys read Chainsaw Suit, right?

My sister posts (and sells) sketches with a few of her friends...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:26:17 -0500

My sister posts (and sells) sketches with a few of her friends on a cool tumblr blog here. (You can see all of her sketches at this link.) They only post an image or so a day, so it’s an easy follow.

Dad! Dad, come here, I made you a message. “dad that...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:45:00 -0500

Dad! Dad, come here, I made you a message.

“dad that really hurt my feelings.”

Thanks, son.

jasonpermenter: Happy Birthday, Bailey! Turns out it’s...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:04:57 -0500

jasonpermenter:

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction:

“Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have a(n) [adjective] day - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Happy birthday, Bailey. Your wonderfully strange friends love you.

Good work, everybody. Big ups to Shane, who is unrecognizable in sunglasses.

Happy birthday, Bails! I can call you Bails, right? ANSWERS ENABLED BUT NOBODY ELSE ANSWER THIS BUT...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:40:57 -0500

Happy birthday, Bails! I can call you Bails, right? ANSWERS ENABLED BUT NOBODY ELSE ANSWER THIS BUT BAILS, OKAY?

rrrrred: via dailypop.files.wordpress.com (via...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:42:56 -0500

rrrrred:

via dailypop.files.wordpress.com

(via @brandonsuman)

I don’t even like Babylon 5 and I think this is pretty great. Yay for ladies!

weselec: YOU dontyoupointthatthingatme

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:47:23 -0500

weselec:

YOU

dontyoupointthatthingatme

I just had to turn down an awesome job because the health care was WAY too expensive and WAY too...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:16:56 -0500

I just had to turn down an awesome job because the health care was WAY too expensive and WAY too shitty. So, hooray for no health care reform.

insooutso: Been a while since this happened. Almost ten years...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:32:22 -0500

insooutso:

Been a while since this happened. Almost ten years ago. Couldn’t find it online until now. Smoking and drinking at Buckeye Donuts in Columbus with Dave Attell. Not sure what was up with my Amish goatee.

This is fantastic. I’d love to know the story of how this came to be.

my blog just turned 3 you guys. usually I abandon my tiny blog...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:57:20 -0500

my blog just turned 3 you guys. usually I abandon my tiny blog children before they make it to their first birthday, so you should all be impressed with my commitment, even if I did spend the first two years of its life ignoring it.

The message is harder to understand, but it’s hard to beat...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:02:00 -0500

The message is harder to understand, but it’s hard to beat such terseness in the battle between this T-shirt slogan and “Guns Don’t Kill People, People Who Work For The Governmental Agency That Collects Taxes Kill People By Making Patriots Ram Planes Into That First Group of People Again.”

tweets that make you go UNGGGGGGHHHHH

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:32:00 -0500

tweets that make you go UNGGGGGGHHHHH

HULK LOVE FROSTED MINI-WHEATS

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:51:11 -0500

HULK LOVE FROSTED MINI-WHEATS

Jonah, in response to seeing the above on the Dance, Jonah,...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:07:00 -0500

Jonah, in response to seeing the above on the Dance, Jonah, Dance page:

“Look! Ryan Bat-Man likes my dance!”

Dance, Jonah, Dance on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 11:49:08 -0500

Dance, Jonah, Dance on Vimeo (via Vimeo)